Did Richard Simmons Become A Woman?

Scandal tabloid The National Enquirer claims that Richard Simmons has transitioned into a woman. Not a huge shock if true, but interesting to note that the Enquirer packaged the story as some sort of sensational “sex scandal.”

“Richard Simmons is the new Caitlyn Jenner,” announces The Enquirer. “Like Jenner, Simmons has opted for breast implant surgery, hormone therapy, and a host of other invasive changes to create the transformation. And while he’s yet to make a public announcement, he’s secretly been venturing out of his Hollywood Hills home dressed as a woman for months.”

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