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Our Favorite Headlines From The Anthony Weiner Sexting Scandal


Since 2011 I have followed the ridiculous Anthony Weiner sexting scandal. Weiner, a former New York Congressman, actually had the balls to run for NYC Mayor right after the embarrassing scandal. Weiner has been the subject of the greatest dick jokes and weiner puns to ever appear on the front page of a major newspaper. The New York Post in particular has put him on their cover multiple times with some awesome headlines like WEINER WON’T PULL OUT, PREMATURE EVACUATION, and CUOMO SPANKS WEINER.

Other good headlines included TOO HARD TO STOP, WEINER’S SECOND COMING, ERECT ME MR. MAYOR, and WEINER’S RISE AND FALL.

It all started when Weiner sent a dick pic of his weiner popping out from underneath his tightie-whities. The problem was that the married Congressman used his public Twitter account and sent it to a woman who was following him. After weeks of denying did it, he held a press conference and admitted he”exchanged messages and photos of an explicit nature with about six women over the last three years”. He apologized. But after another dick pic was leaked through the Twitter of a listener of the Opie and Anthony Show, he resigned from Congress. He was the first Congressman to resign over a sex scandal where no sex was involved. (He might still have a job in Congress if he had an actual affair, like the other Congressmen who were caught but remain in office.)

Next, in 2013, under the alias “Carlos Danger”, he sent a 22-year-old woman his weiner again, more than a year after he had left Congress. She busted him to even more relentless headlines such as TIP OF THE WEINER, WEINER: I’LL STICK IT OUT, and HIDE THE WEINER.

On August 28, 2016, the New York Post reported that Weiner was at it again, sexting yet another woman. His once-again mortified and fed-up wife Huma Abedin, finally had enough, and cut off the weiner from her life.

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