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Viagra “Patch”: Stiff Competition to Pill Version

Diligent scientists have come up with a new Viagra plaster that will raise boners faster than you can rip your clothes off. A more spontaneous sexual experience was the goal of the invention. The plaster will work like a smoking patch that gets into the bloodstream within minutes, avoiding the half hour to hour wait for the pill version.

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It will also avoid some of the side-effects of the pill, which includes indigestion and stomach upset. The study, conducted by pharmaceutical researchers at The Alexandria University in Cairo, Egypt, found that “Nanoemulsion elaborated could significantly enhance transdermal permeation of sildenafil citrate with higher initial permeation and prolonged release” for a longer, harder Johnson.
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The patch can be worn on the arm or stomach and is now being tested on humans, after it was tried out on delighted rats. The plaster is made with small particles of the drug coated with thin layers of fat, which helps it absorb into the skin faster. As drug trials begin, suggested designs for the patch include a blue smiley face, which would distinguish it from a nicotine patch.

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