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The Force Awakens Your Penis; Star Wars Condoms

For anyone planning to get laid after taking their date to see Star Wars, The Force Awakens, the Graphic Armour condom company has you covered. The company is ready for safer sex with Darth Vader and Yoda’s pictures printed right on the condoms. The company is known for it’s tattoo and custom printed condoms that don’t rub off and can be printed with whatever image you want. The “Saber Skins” and “Yoda Condoms” are made of latex and cost $2.99.

The condoms are printed with Dark Vader’s “I will not be your father” (from Darth Vader saying to Luke Skywalker “No, I am your father,” in “The Empire Strikes Back,”). The Yoda condoms say “Do or do not. There is no try.” (from Yoda saying to Luke: “Try not! Do, or do not. There is no try.”)

Adam Glickman, the CEO of the company says that he produced the Star Wars condoms 9 months ago in anticipation of the Star Wars comeback, which proves that it’s always good to be prepared for sex. Always use condoms on your light sabers if you are hooking up with someone new, and may the force be with you.

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Darth Vader Storm Trooper photo by Funckr.com

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